catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it.

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

gurry:

calmgiant:

Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet

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fahbulus:

shouldnt:

that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans

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marge wants the d

patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

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I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

people who dont care about the plot in video game s????// /

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